So many people go through Life without using their brains that the first thing we have to understand is that headaches are god's gift to those tiny brain cell's to make themselves be heard for a change.
It really does not matter what sort of work you do or where you work, but a seriously good head ache is one way of making sure you always have work left over for tomorrow.
When faced with a headache, make sure you have someone around. This is to ensure that you have somebody to irritate and become a headache for, thus providing you valuable company in your time of distress.
Most people try out the most common remedy for a headache: applying balm.
This has 2 advantages; One, you are left with a burning sensation on your head in addition to the ache: Two, it acts as an effective mosquito repellant.
The most common impact of a headache will be that you start to resemble a bat. No, it doesn't mean that you hang upside down from the ceiling fan or that you eat only fruits. What it means is that you will start to have an affinity for the dark.
Most researchers have attributed the phenomenon of Vampires to just people with very bad headaches. And they are so pissed when people disturb them while they rest, that they could positively drink their blood. Er, which they do!
Another viable option to handle a headache is the 'maalish'.
Just ask a good cook to practise mixing the atta for chapathi's on your head.
This may be particularly gruesome once the cook is convinced by the illusion that the atta has not been mixed correctly. But, it still helps. Also make sure he doesn’t start cutting vegetables on your head once he’s done with mixing the flour.
But, then a headache better than having to listen to a particularly Foul-mouthed Politician extolling his virtues. Because then you would have 2 headaches to deal with!!
It really does not matter what sort of work you do or where you work, but a seriously good head ache is one way of making sure you always have work left over for tomorrow.
When faced with a headache, make sure you have someone around. This is to ensure that you have somebody to irritate and become a headache for, thus providing you valuable company in your time of distress.
Most people try out the most common remedy for a headache: applying balm.
This has 2 advantages; One, you are left with a burning sensation on your head in addition to the ache: Two, it acts as an effective mosquito repellant.
The most common impact of a headache will be that you start to resemble a bat. No, it doesn't mean that you hang upside down from the ceiling fan or that you eat only fruits. What it means is that you will start to have an affinity for the dark.
Most researchers have attributed the phenomenon of Vampires to just people with very bad headaches. And they are so pissed when people disturb them while they rest, that they could positively drink their blood. Er, which they do!
Another viable option to handle a headache is the 'maalish'.
Just ask a good cook to practise mixing the atta for chapathi's on your head.
This may be particularly gruesome once the cook is convinced by the illusion that the atta has not been mixed correctly. But, it still helps. Also make sure he doesn’t start cutting vegetables on your head once he’s done with mixing the flour.
But, then a headache better than having to listen to a particularly Foul-mouthed Politician extolling his virtues. Because then you would have 2 headaches to deal with!!
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